Melinda Mae
Have you heard of tiny Melinda Mae, / Who ate a monstrous whale?
All the Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
Layin' in the sun,
Talkin' 'bout the things
They woulda coulda shoulda done...
But those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
All ran away and hid
From one little Did.
Have you heard of tiny Melinda Mae, / Who ate a monstrous whale?
Mama said I'd lose my head / If it wasn't fastened on.
There's a Polar Bear / In our Frigidaire--
Tell me I'm clever, / Tell me I'm kind,