Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda
All the Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas / Layin' in the sun,
They said come skating;
They said it's so nice.
They said come skating;
I'd done it twice.
They said come skating;
It sounded nice.
I wore roller-
They meant ice.
All the Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas / Layin' in the sun,
How many slams in an old screen door? / Depends how loud you shut it.
Danny O'Dare, the dancin' bear, / Ran away from the County Fair,
Tell me who can / Catch a toucan?