A Bachelor
'Why keep a cow when I can buy,' / Said he, 'the milk I need,'
'Why keep a cow when I can buy,' / Said he, 'the milk I need,'
This crowded life of God's good giving / No man has relished more than I;
Folk ask if I'm alive, / Most think I'm not;
How often do I wish I were / What people call a character;
Let us be thankful, Lord, for little things - / The song of birds, the rapture of the rose;
I'm just a mediocre man / Of no high-brow pretence;
Why need we newer arms invent, / Poor peoples to destroy?
How grand the human race would be / If every man would wear a kilt,
Ho! we were strong, we were swift, we were brave. / Youth was a challenge, and Life was a fight.
Deeming that I were better dead, / How shall I kill myself? I said.
Because I was a woman lone / And had of friends so few,
We bore him to his boneyard lot / One afternoon at three;
Oh I am neither rich nor poor, / No worker I dispoil;
When I was daft (as urchins are), / And full if fairy lore,
As nothingness draws near / How I can see
When Aunt Jane died we hunted round, / And money everywhere we found.
From torrid heat to frigid cold / I've rovered land and sea;
I bought my little grandchild Ann / A bright balloon,
The night before I left Milan / A mob jammed the Cathedral Square,
To buy for school a copy-book / I asked my Dad for two-pence;